spill of the inner thoughts: reader

okay. my azab is over. haha...i meant my SPP interview is over. it's kind of weird how i didn't feel anything since the beginning. i'm not even study that much. only reading about PIPP and tonggak 12. trying to comprehend the FPK thoroughly. i'm the 6th candidates. and my name is coincidentally at number 6. what a lucky number. fizy's 4th while ana 8th. don't ask about my preparation. because i didn't prepared anything. thought i'm going to wake up at 3am last night to read the notes i printed. but me being me. terlajak tidur until 4.15am. then we're discuss on the way to the place. trying to catch as many as i can from fizy and ana explanation. still there's no butterfly when the first candidate being called out. and when the third person, yes...finally the butterfly start to dancing. mister, i seriously need you to spank me right on my butt!!! ;p
the first question: cikgu ajar apa?
me: english and physical education.
he: owh...orang bahasa...saya tak kan tanya yang susah-susah lah. guru lelaki di sekolah cikgu 100% pakai neck tie?
me: not really....bla...bla...bla...
he: murid kalau tak pakai, kena denda tak?
me: ya...
he: kenapa pula macam tu? patut nya guru jadi teladan kan. budak pakai neck tie bukan arahan KPM. guru atas arahan KPM. bla...bla...bla...tolong sampai kan salam saya dekat PK HEM sekolah cikgu. suruh dia arah kan semua guru lelaki pakai neck tie dulu sebelum denda murid.
me: betul juga tu....(conversation censored)
he: okay. kita pegi soalan lain pula. apa yang cikgu faham tentang FPK?
me: bla...bla...bla...he: cikgu dah kawin?me: belum.
he: tau tak apa tu kasanova?
me: tau. buaya.he: biasa nya diorang pakai macam mana?me: smart and tidy...bla...bla...bla...
he: (censored)
me: betul juga tu tuan.
and then he ask me more about history of sabah, the flag's colour and the T&L session in classroom.
he: kenapa tak guna kan suara cikgu yang lunak dan merdu ni untuk buat ujian listening tanpa guna radio?
me: ya kan. betul juga tu. tuan bagi saya idea baru. baik lah, saya akan buat karang di sekolah.

he: cikgu ni seorang yang berani, tegas, dan particular person.
me: huh????
he: saya tau baca berdasar kan tulisan.
me: okay. saya memang berani dan tegas. tapi bab particular tu, tidak rasa nya. (refresh back my memory. suddenly teremind when i ask joild or pyan to do things for me. yan, you know me best kan.) ;p
he: kalau cikgu ada bekenan mana-mana lelaki, suruh lah dia tulis surat cinta dekat cikgu. lepas tu cari saya minta tolong tengok lelaki jenis apa dia ni. anak perempuan saya tiga orang kahwin buat macam ni la.
me: (teringat that mister punya handwriting). tuan, kalau tulisan dia duduk atas line, orang jenis apa ka dia?
he: saya tak tengok lagi. kena tengok tulisan dia dulu.
he: cikgu orang english kan. mesti orang international kan. bagi saya 5 bahasa utama dunia.
me: (confidently) english, arabic, mandarine, french and spanish.
he: bagus. betul. last question. suka duit tak?
me: suka.
he: berikan saya 5 mata wang dunia tidak termasuk dolar dan ringgit.
me: rupiah, peso, baht, yen dan riyal.
he: itu je la.
me: serious?
he: ya la.
me: thank you so much, tuan.

finish. we keep laughing since the moment i enter the room until i go out. don't know why. okay, now it's all depend on my luck whether i'm going to pass or fail the interview. now keep praying to the BIG GUY up there to bless me.
learn something new today from my beloved friend. i quote "kita tidak hidup atas pujian orang. kita tidak juga mati atas cacian orang" i unquote. wise enough to open up my eyes to everything happen in my life lately. bukan semua orang dapat terima buruk baik kita. thanks a lot YUSRI ALFIAN. you're the best. like my mum said tadi masa dia call time di kereta: "baik-baik dua-dua anak mama ya. jangan nakal-nakal". and now i'm jealous. it's like mum start to love pyan more than she loves me..:(

on the way to sandakan