Monday, January 28, 2013

the golden crown that makes a man a king

God's cruellest joke on women

too bad this guy is strictly dickly

me: can't stop thinking about matt bomer's nice body, nice ass and everything. keep repeating the clip.
he: what do you usually do when you're horny?
me: nothing. maybe wearing K's shirt sometimes.
he: why? 
me: it feels like i'm in his warm embrace.
he: i should give you mine.
me: you should find me bomer instead.