he: are you happy now? with me?
me: i don't see us as an item. but i do feel happy in certain way.
he: you cannot say that you're happy without expecting me to be lovestoned by you.
me: lovestoned? are you on drugs or something?
he: this is my attempt to be romantic. give me some credit please.
me: sloppy!!!
this, somehow bring a smile to my boring weekend.
