one fine day...
partner in-crime: let's cook.
me: cook what?
pic: what do you have in mind?
me: something lamb-y. i have lamb in my fridge.
pic: where did you get it?
me: bought it last month when he wanted so much to eat my black pepper lamb but couldn't make time to cook.
pic: wah...it must be nice to be H. lucky him.
me: huhh???
yesterday...
(one of the male teacher got an oversize shirt that will never look good on him unless he alter it)
me: you should alter it. you will look ridiculous in it.
the teacher: yeah. i thought so too.
my neighbour: don't listen to zila. she likes to see male in a tight shirt.
me: huhh???
seriously guys, wtf???