student: teacher, do you have long hair or short?
me: why?
student: just asking...
me: it's not long nor short. it is just enough to drive my man crazy.
student: teacher, did you do a nose job?
me: nope.
student: what about your lips and chin?
me: if i have extra money, i will surely have a breast implant.
student: teacher, are you using a contact lenses?
me: no. why?
student: your eyes. it's brown.
me: i am a half blood princess. what do you expect?!
student: teacher, do you watch porn?
me: no. i prefer hentai.
stop asking me stupid questions if you don't want to have a stupid answer.
